that time of complete exhaustion

the best time to update your blog, of course. *yawn*

so muskogee's prom last night exceeded a lot of expectations. i think i could get used to traveling in luxury, aka the hummer limo that was my date's grad gift. for most of the night i was wedged in between willie and nick, and somehow kept injuring them with my vicious one inch heels (lemme tell ya, gotta watch out for those things).

so the general lowdown: i got there a little later than i'd planned, and me and willie immediately sprinted off to the flower shop for his boutonnière. got back in time for exactly fifteen minutes of preparation (we were both in casual, everyday wear- me with my hair down, no make-up, short shorts and a tee, him in jeans and a t-shirt), so i took over the restroom after that. ;) owing to the fact that we're both naturally stunning already, we were able to pull this stunt off with no problem at all. after that, people started arriving (stacy, her date, kristin & nick), so a quick flash of camera shots later, we all jumped in the limo and headed off.

honor heights park, pictures with the entire group (and trust me, talk about people, big group!), me trying to angle my body the best way as to not appear overly obese, not to mention those unexpected camera shots caught with my mouth half open, laughing, or something equally atrocious. when that was done, all thirteen of us crowded into the limo and drove to johnny v's. nick and i sang "umbrella," along with a bevy of other gangster songs. so italian food's just good, and i had stuffed myself waay before my entree had even arrived. satisfactorily though, i can say my date was just as obese as me. :) dinner talk was peppered with college, men, possible majors, men, dessert, and men. i supplied every other subject topic, which led nhan to injustly call me "boy-crazy."

ridiculous. afterwards (dinner took about one and 1/2 hours), we cruised by prom and decided that it was entirely too early to appear...thus prompting us to show up at walmart to impress the locale.



just kidding. but we were tempted. instead we cruised and marveled at the wildlife's look of astonishment upon seeing us in our 'o8 hummer limo. (i can't stress this enough.) after enduring too many of nick's "WHAT! yeah, you'd best be looking at us..." mutters, we staged our grand entrance into MHS's prom. and wow...talk about a date that can dance! mine killed. i had to laugh, because willie just plays the nice gentleman part to a tee...until you see him on the dance flo', grindin' all up on that girl. admittedly, i was that girl on a few occasions. he completely humored my inability to be a complete floozy, for which i was very grateful. kristin, carla, and i ineptly 'soulja boy'd that ho,' and i got threatened by a large african american girl. needless to say, i had a great time. prom ended wayy too fast.

wide awake in the limo, we all watch nhan promptly collapse of exhaustion. willie directed the limo driver to individually drop off people until only nick, kristin, carla, nhan, willie, and i remained. the six of us ended up at willie's house, and changed into more comfortable wear. (kristin: "six of my ribs popped out when i got out of that dress. no, i am not kidding.") after that, we just chilled and stole willie's ice cream and ate all his ice cream cones. when we finally did start thinking about moving, we took our sweet time in deciding what to do. me and willie decided on javier's, which is a cool club in muskogee featuring DDR...and yeah. i almost fell asleep watching the hypnotic patterns on the screen, and my prom date dazzled, of course. joined shortly thereafter by nick, carla, and kristin, and nick asked if we wanted to head over to his casa for some birthday cake (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NICK!), so we did. all the girls froze outside as i'm sure it was negative something degrees, and i was clad in a thin black tee and nothing else (save jeans). pumped up willie's heater to a thousand degrees, got to nick's and stole one of his essential warmth items (in this case, a white hoodie), and scared ourselves silly with nick's ceiling to floor length windows. retired to nick's room, and took it over while watching the....disney channel? yes.

"i imagine this show would be something people high would watch."
"i imagine this show would be created by people who were high."

contemplated spending the night on a corner of nick's bed before willie hauled me to his house at 5 am. promptly died, but not before bothering willie for another blanket beforehand. :)

this morning, drove home at 11:30 am. almost died a couple of times, but as you can see from this long, boring post about my exciting prom night (only not so much for you folks out there), i'm still here. and now...yes, now, i'm about to really die. g'night!